oh my god i’m at the grocery store and there is a guy in the frozen section who is tweaked off his balls on some kind hallucinatory drug.
i’m in the next isle meowing softly through the cereal boxes where he can’t see me and he is losing his shit pulling pizza boxes out of the freezers and yelling that he needs to save the popsicle cat
am i a bad person
(via lustus-facere)
Looking at used saddles, see my EXACT one and, not only was mine $1695 cheaper, it’s also in sooo much better condition. Win.
My mom’s an idiot. She’ll tell me that compared to so and so, I’m a bad rider when clearly I am better. Like, that sounds terrible, but come on. That girl has decent eq, ya, but her leg is doing NOTHING and her horse is all over the fucking place. Then, she’ll tell me that I’m a better rider than someone who is the most effective rider on the planet. So what, she doesn’t have the prettiest eq, her leg is on, she’s using her seat and aids correctly, the horse is going nicely and in a frame, it’s going over all the jumps. Just generally a much better rider than I am. My mother needs to stop trying to talk about things she knows nothing about. It’s ridiculous and embarrassing
why can’t I be one of those naturally skinny girls that has the metabolism of a 5 year old and gets to eat everything in sight who also wakes up with glowing skin and has singing birds do her hair
(Source: 0pales, via erinstartover)
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